Synopsis: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 British slapstick comedy film concerning the Arthurian legend, written and performed by the comedy group of Monty Python (Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, and Michael Palin), and directed by Gilliam and Jones. Ni! Wait tell me, what also floats on water? ARTHUR gets up still holding his sword. One of the Knights who say Ni. FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! They drag her to a strange house/ruin standing on a hill outside the village. The Employment Turnover of the Credits, 4. King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England! Right! ], [Then they pass three KNIGHTS sitting on the ground with one enormous axe through their skulls. SECOND SOLDIER: Wait a minute! Ni! Ni! Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. A clearing on the other side of which is a rough wooden foot-bridge across a stream. His taunts are legendary, including: After they ask the French knight if there is someone else they can talk to, the French knight replies No. When King Arthur and his knights arrive, they're treated to a barbershop-quartet-style ditty with some very forced rhymes: We're knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. On the castle. We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea. A present. GOD: And don't apologize. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people grovelling!! It's like those miserable psalms. GAWAIN: (at the back, to PAGE) It's only a model. stop bickering and let's go and have tea and biscuits. The hilarious first narrative feature from the Beatles of British comedy troupes, Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a wordy, dense and rewarding film to revisiteven if you think youve caught every last gag. Monty Python The French Taunt - YouTube 0:00 / 6:35 Monty Python The French Taunt CzyLoon 1.59K subscribers Subscribe 1M views 14 years ago Monty Python The French Taunt from The Holy. the anarcho-syndicalist peasants, the witch scene, the Knights Who Say NI, the French taunting, the killer rabbit - and . It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle. As the knights of the Round Table split to search for the holy grail on their own, Sir Robin and his minstrels, who have been merrily singing on the way, encounter a knight with three heads. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. ARTHUR and the KNIGHTS fall on their knees. Then Silence. ROBIN is not at all happy with the lyrics.]. I blow my nose at you, SIR GAWAIN: (to his PAGE as they run away) It's only a model. BEDEVERE: Er We Launcelot, Galahad, and I Er leap out of the rabbit and BEDEVERE: Look, if we were to build a large wooden badger [ARTHUR cuffs him. SUPERIMPOSE 'England AD 787'. .. We're opera mad in Camelot 7.8. Creaking noise. Run Ni! We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Knights of Camelot. BEDEVERE: Ah but can you not also make bridges out of stone? FIRST HEAD: (swipes at himself) Take that. Uh, he's already got one, you see. FIRST VILLAGER: And the hat. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. We dine well here in Camelot Additional Sources:Blu-ray special features At the start of the bridge a tremendous fight is going on. mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! They've lost nine today. The group ran out of money for an opening title sequence, and could only afford simple white text title cards over black backgrounds. They watch, growing more impressed as they watch the fight. What? In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when God sends King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table on a quest to find the Holy Grail, they must contend with taunting French knights, a bridge-keeper who demands they answer three questions before crossing a bridge, and, of course, a killer rabbit. ], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and COMPANY behind some bushes watching.]. Gilliam and Jones suggested keeping the movie in the Middle Ages because Jones was interested in the time period (he would go on to write several books on the subject) and Gilliam was inspired by a trilogy of movies by Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini that took place in medieval times. Obviously the original is copyrighted and anyone attempting to exploit this file commercially without permission of Monty Python is a looney.--sacred-texts editor "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be 2023. ROBIN: Look, hurry up six eyes, or I shall cut your head off. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Old man, What knight live in that castle over there? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur That is why I am your king! Hello? FIRST SOLDIER: No, they'd have to have it on a line. DENNIS: You didn't bother to find out, did you? (to the rest) Knights! According to the credits, the movie is directed by 40 Specially Trained Ecuadorian Mountain Llamas, 6 Venezuelan Red Llamas, 142 Mexican Whooping Llamas, 14 North Chilean Guanacos (Closely Related to the Llama), Reg Llama of Brixton, 76000 Battery Llamas From Llama-Fresh Farms Ltd. Near Paraguay, and Terry Gilliam and Terry Jones. Los Monty Python emprenden una desternillante bsqueda del Santo Grial. BEDEVERE: Quiet! MIX to another TRACKING SHOT of them riding through the forest. ARTHUR: Well can we come up and have a look? He was not afraid to die, Oh Brave Sir Robin, Here's your nine pence. THIRD HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN) Sorry about this but I have to be fair. ARTHUR addresses him.]. We sequin vests I really don't know where all this got started. This is not the way the film was shot. Though obviously injured he bravely struggles forward a little and regains his feet reacting with pain. Help, help, I'm being repressed! I expect you've got a palace and fine clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. The crafting and survival sandboxtitle from Mojang Studios lets players create alm0st anything they can visualizeby using thegame's virtual blocks. It comes nearer. GOD: Well, don't. Let us ride to Camelot. SOLDIER: What? Wind. Open the doors. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. ], [SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. Why do think I have this outrageous FIRST VILLAGER: We have found a witch. CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. (pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off). 1. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot. The moral of the story was that if you dont give up you couldnt possibly lose, which was an idea Cleese hated, so he lampooned the quasi-sadistic tale in the movie with supposedly noble knights. ARTHUR: Now this is your last chance. [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY even more impressed. Now, this is what they did. The poorer verses are made clearer by CUTTING to a group of knights actually engaged in the described task while the line itself is sung. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. Tim the Enchanter. The main gate of the castle opens a little and the CHIEF TAUNTER's head sticks out, then another Froggie head, then another. ARTHUR, PATSY, BEDEVERE and PAGE riding through hillside. GOD: Right. how d'you do? As King Arthur and his knights enter the last stages of their quest, they approach a cave strewn with human skeletons and loose bones. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog is a fictional character in the Monty Python film Monty Python and the Holy Grail. MIX TO SIR LAUNCELOT handing a BABY to his WIFE (who has several other CHILDREN hanging about) and he strides off to join ARTHUR, leaving his castle, WIFE and CHILDREN. THREE HEADS: I'm afraid not. So, we French OFFICER #2: Come on. If there's EVER going to be any progress DENNIS:! GOD: Arthur! ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. That's what I've been on about [MIX THROUGH to ARTHUR and PATSY riding through the forest. VOICE OVER: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights but other illustrious names were soon to follow VOICE OVER: And Sir Robin-the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Sir-Launcelot VOICE OVER: Who had nearly fought the Dragon of Agnor VOICE OVER: Who had nearly stood up to to the vicious Chicken of Bristol VOICE OVER: and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill and the aptly named VOICE OVER: Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. An anarcho-syndicalist commune? A few starved mongrels run about in the mud scavenging. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere Knight of the Round Table! You havn't got any arms left. accent, you silly king-a?! time-a! King of the Britons! We've got a knight to kill. There are at least six kids. A dictatorship? Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a classic nearly from the very moment it hit viewers' screens.Monty Python has many movies and sketches out, and are known well for their knack for comedic songs, unique animation, and generally surreal, absurdist content.Fans love the comedy troupe for their strangeness, and as time passes their work remains admirable--particularly The Holy Grail, which is . DENNIS: I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here. But all the decision of that officer DENNIS: must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs. Tribedragon. ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior DENNIS: Oh, very nice. BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this? ARTHUR: What are you going to do. Script and Continuity Department . FRENCH GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Fetch a duck. - Monty . Finding Your Holy Grail helps people navigate the post-pandemic reality we now find ourselves in. away! When they managed to get the camera working again, the sync sound wouldnt work, so they could only shoot non-dialogue close-ups until they got the camera fixed. Tell up. The Black Knight refuses to yield. His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, [angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music] ARTHUR: The Castle Arrrggh. In 1975, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, a quote-laden classic farce from British troupe Monty Python, opened in theaters. In a series of sketches and animations, the Pythons recount scenes from the Grail legend in which the knights forsake their chorus line can-can dancing in Camelot for a higher aim. The insert shots of the Book of the Film were shot on Gilliams living room floor. ARTHUR: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be According to the Pythons, the one question that was asked the most on the promo tour for Monty Python and the Holy Grail was what their next movie would be. 7. Arthurs army at the end of the movie was made up entirely of 175 students (shot from various angles to make it seem as if there was double that number) from Scotlands University of Stirling. [2] The rabbit is the antagonist in a major set piece battle, and makes a similar appearance in Spamalot, a musical inspired by the movie. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? Nothing. MAN: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Peasant No you're not. FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard. Sir Not Appearing in This Film is a baby photo of Michael Palins son, Thomas. [2 ANIMATION/LIVE ACTION SEQUENCE - DEATH AND DEVASTATION], [CUT TO Terry Gilliam's sequence of Brueghel prints. Published Dec 28, 2021 A fan has made a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene using Minecraft. Thpppppt! We sing from the diaphragm a lot. And impersonate Clark Gable Some of the key points to watch out for: The 'King Brian the Wild' scene (and several characters that appeared only in that scene) disappeared entirely. So, of course, there's a plague on. And how d'you get that? LAUNCELOT: The sods! Behind the cart walks another MAN who looks slightly more prosperous, but only on the scale of complete and utter impoverishment. So they make a further demand: Arthur and Bedevere have had enough, and refuse to cut down a tree with a herring. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle. FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Bravely taking to his feet Ad vertisement from shop Tribedragon. FIRST HEAD: All right! Then he turns and leaves battlements. DENNIS: I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away! ], [A MAN appears on the battlements. ARTHUR: (aware that people are now coming out and watching) Bloody peasant! ARTHUR: Now stand aside worthy adversary. FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, They have dressed her as a witch and outfitted her with a point nose made from a carrot. Its memorable lines ended up on merchandise, or as geeky calling cards between newfound friends presenting their love of Arthurian silliness as a qualification. Suppose two swallows carried it together? A strange-looking knight stands outside, SIR BEDEVERE.]. our court at Camelot.. Another louder, closer howl is heard and GALAHAD stumbles and falls heavily. Wind. The scene in which Sir Robin meets the 3-headed Knight was extensively re-written. BLACK KNIGHT: All right, we'll call it a draw. they're so depressing. ARTHUR: I am King Arthur and these are the Knights of the Round Table. That are quite unsingable Arthur declares it a "draw," and he and Patsy move on. Sign UpYes, I would like to receive Paste's newsletter, 2023 Paste Media Group. Whose castle is this? MAIDEN: I suppose we're lucky he's only got three heads. Lancelot! Shes got hugetracts of land King of Swamp Castle. They look timorous. ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights! FRENCH GUARD: No. ROBIN: I am a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table. boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. We're knights of the Round Table BEDEVERE: U-- u-- uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur INSPECTOR: Come on. King Arthur suggests that the coconuts migrated, initiating a conversation about coconuts and swallows. FIRST SOLDIER: Oh yes! SOLDIER: It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter of weight - ratios A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut. It might not be long before the entirety of Monty Python and the Holy Grail is rebuilt in Minecraft. Shes rich. OFFICER #1: Pull that off. ARTHUR is only slightly thrown.] Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts together. They are still very fed up.]. Un cadeau. GOD: Oh, don't grovel do get up! The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright.]. ARTHUR calls and SIR ROBIN immediately reacts and hands the lute to his MUSICIAN and comes to join ARTHUR and CO. 5. SECOND VILLAGER: (pianissimo) Because they're made of wood? Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! . KNIGHTS: Run away! Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Falkland Islands . CART DRIVER: I promised I'd be at the Robinson's. BEDEVERE and ARTHUR at the front of the group deep in conversation.]. I'll tear them apart. ARTHUR: I am And this my trusty servant, Patsy. Arthur and Patsy encounter Dennis (Michael Palin), a peasant who is hard at work arranging "filth" with a female peasant companion. Soiled his pants then brave Sir Robin LARGE MAN: He will be soon. ], [CLOSE-UP FRENCH looking very nervous. ALL: A witch! From the silly Swenglish subtitles to the eventual strobe-lit llama party that it devolves into, the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail are filled with good gags that are entirely missable on a first watch. get the sword out I want to cut his head off. The rabbit lands on GAWAIN'S PAGE (who is already weighed down by enormous quantity of luggage). Run away! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent ARTHUR: (Grabbing him by the collar) Shut up, will you. He was portrayed by John Cleese who also played the Black Knight in the same film and King Gristle Sr. in DreamWorks' Trolls. The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover.]. An autonomous collective? When they wanted a name to go before that, John Cleese suggested something slithery like Python, while Eric Idle came up with the name Monty to suggest a sort of drunken British stereotype. (I told him we He beat a very brave retreat Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you? I've been more than There are two types of people: Those that havent yet seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and those that can recite most of its script from memory. As night falls. Thpppt! In the distance SIR ROBIN is being taught the lute by one of his MUSICIANS. I am in haste. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch. As an added bonus, Atillionincludesa health bar for the French castle once Arthur and his knights attempt to attack it. Thanks to its creative freedom, Minecraft players have been parodying movies, TV shows, and other video games. [The VILLAGERS drag the girl away, leaving ARTHUR and BEDEVERE regarding each other admiringly.]. It's a 'working' version of the script., NOT the final script that was filmed. Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and What are you doing now? Defeater of the Saxons! On the first take of the first shot during the very first day of filming in Glen Coe, Scotland for the Bridge of Death sequence over the Gorge of Eternal Peril, their camera broke. Then out of the mist comes KING ARTHUR, followed by a SERVANT who is banging two half coconuts, SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. Riiight back. SOLDIER: Look! Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Monty Python & Holy Grail by Chapman, Graham at the best online prices at eBay! so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. [The BLACK KNIGHT stares impassively and says nothing.]. Web. Come Patsy. continuity Additional Crew . The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles, which soon transition to an appeal to visit Sweden: The mysterious subtitle writer touts the furry animals, "including the majestik mse," then seems to wander off on a personal anecdote: What follows is a struggle in real time between the movie's producers, who are just trying to show the opening credits, and a Swedish subtitle-writer gone rogue, who keeps inserting commentary about moose into the credits and changing job titles to be moose-related. They expected something more dangerous than a rabbit. He asks the first knight his name, his quest, and his favorite color. More louder, closer howling. The Knights of Ni are not happy, however, even though their demands are met. ], [There are legs stick out of windows and doors. Synopsis. Well, you could say `Dennis'. We're knights of the round table Dawn breaking. SUPERIMPOSE "England AD 787". The knights arrive at a castle and ask to see the lord, but are insulted by a French knight (it is not explained why this castle is inhabited by French knights). In this introductory episode. SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Whose castle is this? MAN: This is the castle of of my master, Guy de Loimbard. He says he's not dead. The 'shrubbery', 'Knights of Ni' and 'Bridge of Death' scenes also were changed quite a lot from how they were originally planned. [ARTHUR raises his eyes heavenwards and nods to PATSY. Shots of the FRENCH. In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when God sends King Arthur and his knights of the Round Table on a quest to find the Holy Grail, they must contend with taunting French knights, a bridge-keeper who demands they answer three questions before crossing a bridge, and, of course, a killer rabbit. bleed on me? It's against regulations. ALL: Bread? Find your own bit. DENNIS: but a two-thirds majority ARTHUR: Be quiet! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. . The squeaking gets louder an enormous twenty-foot-high wooden rabbit is wheeled out of the undergrowth into the open space in front of the castle. There you go. Will you join me? Over here BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait un cadeau. Theres something about the phrase call your door-opening request a silly thing that sticks with you, especially if youve ever had a roommate call you with their arms full from right outside. Source: Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Book) A First Draft by all of the Python members. A swallow carrying a coconut? Penny Eyles . This is my bit of the forest. The films initial budget of approximately 200,000 was raised by convincing 10 separate investors to pitch in 20,000 apiece. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. This was a solution to the lack of money to spend on horses. My, that's an offensive weapon, The CART DRIVER very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN.]. [He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.]. It was the only camera the production could afford. peers through the mist. Is England a monarchy? of the rabbit, uh, and uh BEDEVERE: Oh. SINGERS: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Ha ha haaa ha! SECOND SOLDIER: (who has loomed up on the battlements) It could be carried by an African swallow! As we see them approach we hear the beautiful lilting sound of medieval music, and see that the KNIGHT is followed by a small retinue of MUSICIANS in thirteenth-century courtly costume, one sings, and plays the tambourine, one bangs at a tabor (A small drum O.E.D) and one plays the pipes. One of Monty Pythons calling card joke constructions is presenting an absurdity and then allowing a few characters to nitpick it to death with over-informed logic. Tim the Enchanter (Cleese) tries to warn them that there is more danger than meets the eye. [Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTS's other arm off, also at the shoulder. in. 4. A large group of armoured KNIGHTS are engaged in a well choreographed song-and-dance routine of the very up-beat 'If they could see me now' type of fast bouncy number. [CUT TO interior of medieval hall. very keen. Bodium) rising out of the mist. weight ratios! The other Pythons ended up actually liking the idea, and they eventually made their next movie in 1979 called Monty Pythons Life of Brian, which was about a man named Brian who is mistaken for the Messiah because he was born on the same day in the manger next door to Jesus Christ. DENNIS: (in the background as we PULL OUT) did you see him repressing me, then? Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. HISTORIAN'S WIFE: Yes, they're the ones. Petrified of being dead Arthur and Patsy move on in a trick that we will see a few more times -- once a scene has reached its comedic crescendo, characters say something like "let's not go there" and we move on to the next scene. Shes beautiful. Wind whistles. ], [Then a huge tree is absolutely packed with MAIDENS tied to it. Two MEN are fighting in the mud - covered from head to foot in it. A blessing from the lord. Nothing really. All right! SECOND SOLDIER: Oh yes, I agree there ARTHUR: (losing patience) Will you ask your master if he wants to join the Knights of Camelot?! (Perhaps the GREEN KNIGHT's armour is identical to the BLACK KNIGHT's save for the colour. Between our quests From shop Tribedragon $ 18.65. Sounds of strange medieval music. The running jokeof the knights riding around on invisible horses with the sound of the horses hooves clopping coming from their squires clapping coconuts together came from the fact that the group didnt have enough money in the budget to afford actual horses. Quite indefatigable To Camelot! FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! [ARTHUR and PATSY riding. When King Arthur meets the Black Knight, a lonely warrior guarding a bridge in the forest, we get what's arguably the most-quoted line in the film. Bodium) rising out of the mist. CUT TO animated frame, with the words 'The Tale of Sir Robin' on it. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your Funny enough, just as the character of Patsy says, Camelot is only a model. There's your ninepence. and I am your king . OLD WOMAN: Ooooh! ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the # edition # python # monty. CART DRIVER: That's all right. Peasant Yes he is. The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles, which soon transition to an appeal to visit Sweden: Wi nt trei a hliday in Sweden this yr? This is my trusty servant Patsy. FOURTH VILLAGER: Here is a duck, Sir Bedevere. The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, including touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books, and a stage musical. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. Teaser Trailer. I'm sorry. The Black Knight remains silent until Arthur says you make me sad. As Arthur starts to leave, "riding" around the Black Knight to the bridge behind him, the Black Knight speaks his first words: A violent battle ensues, and both men are clearly skilled combatants. Apples . gravy very small rocks [They all turn and look at ARTHUR. ], [CUT TO a MAN in modern dress standing outside a castle. IMDB: 8.3 Metacritic: 93 Rotten Tomatoes: 97% Monty Python and the Holy Grail Screenplay Edit Buy PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) Year: 1975 91 Ni! The sheer strangeness of the Mad Libs nouns involved are equal parts impressive for staying PG and amusing for their surrealism. Lancelot! this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! Yes, depart a lot at this time, and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! quick! ARTHUR: No, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Thppt! Emptiness. ARTHUR and PATSY, BEDEVERE and PAGE, GAWAIN and PAGE, HECTOR and PAGE, GALAHAD and PAGE, SIR ROBIN and six MUSICIANS, LAUNCELOT and PAGE. I'll bite your legs off! headed animal food trough wiper! GALAHAD: I am on a quest for the Holy Grail. # funny # movie # lol # monty python # insults. A routine where two XYLOPHONISTS play parts of KNIGHTS' armour producing a pleasing effect.]. Allons-y. Come along. ARTHUR. It will haunt your dreams. The literal appearance of God wasnt the last time that Christianity would be mocked by the Pythons. Guard / The Black Knight / Peasant 3 / Sir Launcelot the Brave / Taunting French Guard / Tim the Enchanter: . But if he was dying, he wouldnt bother to carve Aargh. Hed just say it. King Arthur. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. ], [CUT BACK to the fight. 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